Chris Cornell jumped 5,000,000,000,000,000,000 sharks with this shit. He has been working with Timbaland, don’t get me wrong they both had made some good music in past, I like what Timbaland has done, but maybe he is spreading himself thin,… cashing in, not sure. As a friend has put it “it’s the gayest thing the world has ever seen“, and on top of that it was on Ryan Shitcrest’s show. Take a listen here and shoot yourself.
Gene P here, and to celebrate Kelly Slater’s 4th win on the WCT and all but wrapping up his 9th World Title, I’m happy to report to you, my gentle readers, after years of searching I have finally unearthed the secret to his success. It’s all due to a lost mystic surf film, which he stumbled upon ages ago while searching for neon pink boogie board leashes at his local surf shop in Florida. Did I astonish you? Well don’t fear dear reader, but yes, it’s true, Kelly Slater was originally a sponger. And it was this movie, mysteriously titled simply North Shore, that inspired him to give up the prone position. In this at times cryptic film to a bygone era, he learned all he has ever known about surfing. It answers the big questions of the sport, such as: How to duck dive? What’s a “Barney”? Just how aggro are the Brazilians? And, can you tell someone is lame by the way they wear their shorts? These and more are all answered within, proceed with caution my sweet baby-teethed blondies, these truths just may set you free……
55DSL has just launched its FW0809 Collection which was inspired by Hi-Fidelity Stereo Equipment and twisted references to the late 80’s. Therefore, we are giving away a Lasonic iPod Boombox and giving special VIP entry tickets the party to anyone that buys 55DSL from Barracuda.
Here’s the lowdown on the party 55DSL presents BPM MAGAZINE’S 12TH ANNIVERSARY in association with Kid Robot, Rubber Duck & Sparks. On the main stage this year’s lineup includes a live performance by the legendary 2 LIVE CREW joined by DJ performances by none other than Z-TRIP, DJ AM, TROUBLEMAKER and THE BLOODY BEETROOTSwho can also be seen the following Saturday at Hard Summer Music Festival (more details on that shortly). As if that wasn’t enough, upstairs in the Spider Club it only gets better with GUNS N BOMBS, Italian importsCONGOROCK, THEM JEANS and DJ FASHEN.
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The party happens on July 16th so you either need to know someone to get in the party or by som 55DSL. The World’s Best will be at the party making sure we cover the goods, and see Two Live…
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