Hey there flappers and fatties, Gene Parmesean here with your newest installment of Kid Nation. Just as I thought this show couldn

This week

Gene Parmesean here with this week’s review of Kid Nation. Another
heart-wrenching 3 days in Bonanza city and I’m wondering what DIDN’T happen this week? Well to start with Green didn’t win their way out of the labor
class, again. They also failed to even complete the competition in the
alloted time, saving the town council from having to make the controversial
decision between more water pumps or a heated water slide (why would we need more water pumps with a water slide? it’s like Bonanza City’s very own hot springs!) But hey, we all can’t have group members with prior pvc fitting
and plumbing experience like Greg and Wayne on Team Blue. And while they
did lead their team to victory over arch nemesis Team Red, Wayne and Greg’s
success on the field didn’t lead to success in Bonanza City’s Town Hall.
Sorry Greg, the town council saw through all your vacant attempts at
kindness and assistance, this week’s golden star (which was upped to 25 g’s
from last week’s 20) went to Michael. Keep those inspirational speeches
coming Mike, and Greg maybe if you spent some of your upper class pay this
week on OxyClean instead of chocolate bars people might consider you less of a goblin and vote for you to win the gold star next time. Until next week
fellow viewers…..

Thanks to his little rant, about Britney Spears,Chris Crocker has inked a tv deal. YouTube is god! For more info on the deal try Google if you really need to know.

Tila Tequila, the MySpace celebrity, is getting her own reality TV dating show produced by MTV. First they brought us Flavor of Love, and then I Love New York, but nothing is going to top this bisexual dating show made up of 16 girls and 16 guys all competing for a Shot At Love With Tila Tequila.”WHO WILL I END UP HOOKING UP WITH????? WILL I BE STRAIGHT OR LESBIAN IN THE END?????” I am not sure who the bigger tool is, the guys?, the girls? or the one’s watching!