Beautiful Losers was on On-Demand for a second, now it’s on youtube in 9 parts.  Really great for a rainy weekend

A visual summary of the Big Lebowski.

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Shit! I did a double header – and I know it aint even baseball season yet. But they be down in spring training swinging those bats – getting drunk and riding speed boats. I dedicate my last Saturday night to them. The baseball players on the “roids” – don’t get caught!

I started the evening at the lovely Americana in Glendale California. Did you know you can get an apartment/condo there? At the MALL! I could live at the mall – I would be home now. And I would be so so so so happy. I mean even just a weekend get away bungalow – one bedroom joint! What what! Did I mention it was at the mall?

It is a fancy ass mall also – they got a J-Crew (where I buy ALL my boxers at since like 92′ bitch!) and a Cheesecake Factory. Shout out to strawberry shortcake and Linda’s Fudge cake.

Back to the point. I started off seeing Beverly Hills Cop – I mean Cop Out. It was mad funny! And kids that are now 17 and can go see R rated joints don’t remember Beverly Hills Cop – so why not remake it? Tracy Jordan is awesome and looks super sexy in a cell phone outfit. He pulls it off so much better then I do. Word.

After a detour to get a few slices of PIZZA – cuz the movie darn made me hungry! (NOTE: I was not avoiding the Cheesecake – just not enough time between films.) I saw THE CRAZIES next! And that shit was not so crazy.
Didn’t even make me jump out of my seat. It was “ok.” Would be better to watch on pay per view on my sofa in my J-Crew boxers. No great subplot like in Zombieland with the Twinkies. The main bit did serve herself a piece of cake at a diner – but the CRAZIES got at her before she could eat it.

All in all both these films would kick CRAZYHEARTS ass. BUT no boobs or full
frontal in either one.

Roger Gastman for rogergastman.com

If you haven’t seen this yet, watch it.  If you have already seen this, watch it again.

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I’m pretty sure the guy has seen enough of them to know what’ he’s talking about.

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Killer lampshades.  Respect

I went to see Crazy Heart last night. Before you can ask me why the hell I went to see it, I will give you the reasons: It is a movie about an old country drunk. I like movies about drunks. They are usually funny, and throw up on themselves. Also drunks bang messed up looking tail. Who doesn’t like to see dudes bang messed up looking tail?  And also, the most important thing, incest.

While the film had the makings of all the things I love, it straight up blew. Blew big ass chunks. Bad, the main character, bangs some old, toothless groupie chick at the beginning of the film (very cool), but it goes down hill from there.

He ends up banging a chick in her late 20s, who has no ass, and also has a kid (read: baggage). BAD likes kids, but unfortunately, not in a sexy way. He does get points for taking the 4-year-old to a bar and losing him, but it wasn’t enough to save this movie. I thought I was in the theatre for like six hours, and it was under two hours including the previews.

Also – zero – count them ZERO boobs in this film.

-Roger Gastman

Vikings!

Check out this amazing montage of backlot make believe, filming on location is not necessary anymore.

From Banksy:

“The Lambeth Palace is a makeshift 150 seat auditorium in a tunnel under Waterloo Train Station with popcorn stall, lounge bar and stunning temporary toilet facilities.”

More images at TimeOutLondon

Cheech & Chong’s Animated Movie

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