self service magazine


If all of the spreads are as nice as this, Self Service could turn out to be an interesting magazine.

Every girl likes pink


We missed this one for Valentines day, a hot pink Glock. What more can you ask for. I guess you would have to come up with a pair of shoes to go with it. Via here for more pink things.

sex scandal slideshow


Recently, a Teacher in the Czech Republic was caught on film having sex with a student, however she is not losing her job. compiled a little slideshow of 50 teacher/pupil sex scandals. Some of the teachers harbor that teenage fantasy from ‘Hot for Teacher’ while others are truly wtf. Check it out for yourself

British GQ feature, Trunk Archive + Models

The January issue of the British GQ featured a exposé on Trunk Archive, a photo Agency that dug into the vaults to resurrect a catalogue of rare and unseen treats. Featuring Kate Moss, Catherine McNeil, Anne Marie Candijk, Jan Welters, Greg Kadel, Inez Van Lamsweerde & Vinoodh Matadin, Tesh and so many more. Enjoy. BTW if you’re looking for great photos, check out Trunk.

polka rock=accordian sluts


While doing a search for Roger from What’s Happening…(long story), this image appeared in the results. That in turn lead to the polkafarm.

time square ball drop necessity


If you’re going to see the ball drop in Times Square you definitely need to overnight one of these. The Beer Belly (ignore the photos) is perfect for drinking on the cheap and down low at public events. They also have a bra called the “wine rack” for the fairer sexed or man-boobed. For about 50 bucks it will get you through the night.

Her First Time, Every Time


The Artificial Hymen is Made in Japan, shipped from China, and ready for weirdness.  Read the description below.

“No more worry about losing your virginity. With this product, you can have your first night back anytime. Insert this artificial hymen into your vagina carefully. It will expand a little and make you feel tight. When your lover penetrate, it will ooze out a liquid that look like blood not too much but just the right amount. Add in a few moans and groans, you will pass through undetectable. Its easy to use, clinically proven non-toxic to human and has no side effects, no pain to use and no allergic reaction.

Artificial Virginity Hymen is created from Kyoto, Tapan at 1993. it was first introduced to the locals, then it gets famous and spread to Thailand at 1995 and now avaliable in South East Asia, South Asia and in the Middle East countries.

It is mainly made of natural albumin, medical use inflation element and water-soluble base medicinal preparation which have no side effect.

Insert this artificial hymen into your vagina carefully. It will expand a little and make you feel tight. When your lover penetrate, it will ooze out a liquid that look like blood not too much but just the right amount. Add in a few moans and groan, you will pass through undetectable.

Main causes of hymen tore or break:

  • Strenuous exercise (Gymnastics, sports, martial art, horse riding, etc)
  • Premarital Sex
  • Childhood accident (Hard object)
  • Wearing a tampon for the first time”

Available here

The Paleolithic Diet


If you ever decide to try a diet (not recommended), think about the Paleolithic diet.

a ebay christmas story

This has to be one of the best and most bizarre Christmas gifts I have ever scene. Bid on a chance to win two nights in the Christmas Story house on Ebay.

“The seller will book the flights for the winning bidder and guests and cover the cost up to $1800 (including air travel cost, fees, and taxes for all four people.) Every effort will be made to book the flights for less than $1800 for the 4 people, but in the event the cost exceeds $1800, the winning bidder will need to pay the difference to the seller. The flights cannot be used separately from this auction experience. The winner will not have a choice of airlines or flight times, although the seller will try to accommodate their requested itineraries. The winner may not resell the flights or any other portion of this experience. The winner and guests using the air travel will need to be the same people who will be taking part in the experience. The full schedule and details after the jump.”

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apple for apples

What happens when a Apple user is a Apple grower? A grower attaches decals in the form of the Apple logo and iPods to the fruit before they ripen.

Click here for first picture in gallery.

v-dub stepping it up

One of my favorite cars that I have ever owned was a 89 VW Fox. All my friends growing up had volkswagens, from Buses to Corrado’s, rabbits, golf’s fastback’s, you name it. I just saw the new VW CC(comfort coupe), and let’s just say it looks nice. It is being compared to the Benz with its style and lines.  I loved the Phateon (RIP), but this is my new favorite VW, and its almost affordable at $27,000. Now I just need to wait till the certified used ones are available.

pretty prison ink

Check out the recently released Russian Criminal Tattoo, Encyclopedia Volume III by design duo – FUEL’s, launched at Paul Smith Floral Street.

This is the final volume of previously unpublished drawings and photographs from the collections of Danzig Baldaev and Sergei Vasiliev. It completes the Russian Criminal Tattoo Encyclopedia trilogy.

What do you think the new tattoo trend is?