I remember when it was the size of your speakers that count, then Bose changed all of that. Now Designer Sander Mulder, has taken it to the next level.

Woofers

This is functional kitsch; the wrong becomes the new right. By adding a function to an otherwise grotesque object, it acquires new aesthetic values, becoming an object of desire.

Pun intended; these woofers hold the midst between an addition to your sound system and your loyal 4 footed companion. They are engineered by a professional audio studio, and sound remarkably well. Available as a co-axial speaker system [two dogs].

Everyone who has had a NetFlix account has a Queue, a long queue, a queue the size of Trumps ego. I think most of the time you end up adding movies to it that you will never watch but it makes you look worldly. It will cost you 99.00 for set top box, and 8.95 a month for unlimited movies. I think the problem now will be deciding what to watch from your queue.

Remembering to water your plants is impossible. All you need is this little gizmo and your good to go. …” Thirsty Light ($10) is a digital plant moisture sensor that alerts you with a blinking LED light when your plant is thirsty and needs water. It has a Drypoint digital circuit that continuosly monitors conditions and tests the moisture level in the soil once per second. It’s simple to use too, because it has no gauges or complicated readouts, just a blinking light telling you to add water.”… Via GreenHead

NANA Saver™ Banana Holder Eliminates waste so you can enjoy half now, and half later. Keeps a sliced banana fresher, longer by reducing exposure to air. Hinged banana shaped body with tiny teeth grip sliced bananas firmly in place and flat plate presses snug against banana face to minimize air contact. Top-rack dishwasher safe. Plastic. It will only set you back 2.98

Your take out might be a bit cold by the time you get this thing off. From our favorite Russian designers.