More Calories per Dollar

Besides being delicious, McDonald’s Double Cheeseburger is also the ‘cheapest and most nutritious food in human history.’


Extra Sausage

A history of the pizza delivery narrative in porn.


The Great Misteak

Well-done with ketchup.


Ghost of The Original Party Animal

Nice to have Spuds MacKenzie back on this side of 21.


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Food as a behavioral management tool.


As Sloshed as a Posh Hooligan

The origins of some of the 3000 English words and phrases for being drunk.

Pizza Slut


Storyboards from Pizza Hut’s 1995 commercial featuring the Golden Führer launching the Stuffed Crust Pizza are being offered for sale at $15,000.
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Chaos to Containment

The Grating Bucket by Eva Solo.

Road Sodas in Big Sky Country

A Montana politician wants to lift the ban on open containers (for passengers) in vehicles on state highways. Interestingly enough, there are actually 7 states with no open container laws: Arkansas, Delaware, Mississippi, Missouri, Virginia, and West Virginia.

Make America Gorge Again

Taco Bell with the Fried Chicken Shell.

The New Austerity

17 Instant Ramen Hacks

Malt Liquor in a Red Solo Cup

An afternoon with E-40.