What’s the first thing He’ll do?
In the spirit of election day, I thought to ask an interesting group of personalities a really random question.
If Barack Obama does win the presidency…
After the last vote has been counted and all the cameras have been turned off, what is the first thing he’ll do?
John Trippe, Fecal Face, San Francisco
um, I’d say he’s going to get some sleep then get on a plane to somewhere nice for some sort of working vacation… seems like there’d be a hell of a lot to do before moving into the oval office!
Richard Colman, Artist, San Francisco
Probably get some sleep
Steve Powers, Artist, New York
best case scenario he closes guantanamo, ends domestic spying, and outlaws torture.
worst case scenario is he maintains the status quo, as 43 of his predecessors have done before him
Kathy Grayson, Artist/Gallery Director, New York
i forget where i saw this they were asking elementary school kids this question and one said “hire George Bush as his maid” which sounds pretty good!
Alex Lukas, Artist/Publisher, Cambridge, Massachusetts
I think this sums it up well
Charles Constantine, Industrial Designer, Brooklyn
Levitate.
Alison Lewis, Fashion Designer, New York
I just keep thinking jerk off but I don’t want u to publish that.
Light a cigarette.
4 Comments, Comment or Ping
Jeremy Ortegta, Art Director, Juxtapoz Magazine
A well deserved victory dance.
Nov 4th, 2008
Tim Strazza
He will definitely go home, have sex with Michelle, and the whole time, make her call him “President”
And he will be all like: ” Yeah… you like getting nailed by the President… dont ya… yeah”
Nov 4th, 2008
anna
get a wardrobe of tailored bullet-proof vests. Don’t forget this is America, home of people who like to assassinate their leaders…
Nov 4th, 2008
the sis
ditto with the cigarette, then I think he’ll raise the dead, heal the sick, and turn water into wine
Nov 5th, 2008
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