Via Gizmodo, the crawling zombie is alsome! The Crawling Zombie, a legless, lifeless and red-eyed oaf that chases you across the table as he cries out such pithy sayings as “Hey, slow down, would ya? I can only crawl so fast!”, and “I can’t feel my legs,” and even more wisecracks. Jump to the next page for a video of this undulating undead ogre in action.